Time keeps on Slippin (for your sorry ass)

Well for the asses of those on the eastern coast of these United States that is. It's all on account of day light savings, which, as I have so recently learned, is not "celebrated" in Japan. haha you crazy American farmers. So all you cats are now 14 whole hours behind the land of Japan. Looks like the shoe is on the other foot. How are you gonna run now?! Your shoes are on the wrong feet! God your all so lazy.