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(Edit: NSFW I belive)

Owls have shitty takeoff

Okay so let us recap the day's events so far.

-4:30 A.M Wake up for my 6:30 A.M flight to Florida on...Hooters Air

-5:30 Arrive at Avoca airport and pass through security with ease

-5:45 Informed that take off has been delayed until no later than 7:45 due to intense fog

-10:00 Take off (awful awful take off, was quietly hoping that as the plane cork-screwed into the earth shortly after taking flight I would quickly blackout and never have to feel the pain of being thrown about the cabin before my inevitable death.)

-10:30 Land in Allentown, PA to pick up more people

-10:50 Take off again (much better this time)

-11:55 Receive small meat-like sandwich from Hooters' stewardesses (who are wearing traditional flight-service wear and not their signature, and painfully depressing, restaurant attire.

-11:56 Check reverse side of napkin handed to me by Hooters' Stewardess to see if any thing like "meet me in the bathroom in five minutes, bring two condoms" has been written. Find only crumbs.

-11:57 Consume Meat-like Sandwich

-1:00 Plane touches down in St. Petersburg Airport, smooth landing, call mom to inform her to meet me at gate. Mom answers frantically informing that someone had just hit her car, says nothing more, and hangs up.

1:05 Get off plane.

1:10 Have no idea what the fuck is going on. Try to figure out what the fuck is going on.

1:20 figure out what the fuck is going on. Feel quite relieved that things should be all right.

1:30 Sit down in airport outside gate recounting day's events thus far. See Sleep

Mighty Impressive Stuff from the Man who Brought you The Sims. This is "Spore"

Thanks to digg for the heads up